🏠 Buy you a house
🛋 Buy you furniture for your house
🚗 Buy you a K-car
🏕 Build a tree fort
🧊 Put a little tiny fridge in there
🌭 Eat pre-wrapped sausages
🦫 Buy you a fur coat (not a real one)
🦙 Buy you a llama (or an emu)
🐘 Buy you John Merrick’s remains
🚶‍♂️ Not have to walk to the store
🚕 Take a limousine
🍝 Not have to eat Kraft Dinner
🥫 Buy really expensive ketchups (Dijon)
👗 Buy you a green dress (not a real one)
🖼 Buy you some art
🐒 Buy you a monkey
❤️ Buy your love
🤑 Be rich